Joke

A student and aspiring game programmer is walking into his dorm room carrying a ten speed bike. His roommate who is also an aspiring game programmer, greets him at the door. "Dude!" The roommate said. "Where did you score the kewl bike?" "Well the strangest thing happened! I was walking home from the computer lab, when a beautiful blonde rode up to me on this bike. She took off all of her clothes and told me that I could have whatever I wanted. So I took the bike..." His roommate laughed. "Good call, Dude! The clothes probably won't have fit you!"